Top 10 Tuesdays

Check back every Tuesday I will review various top 10 dance and club charts and rate each song according to the book of The Boogie Down

According to
www.billboard.com
7.14.2009

10 Poker Face - Lady Gaga


If you ask me, that is the worst poker face I have ever seen, I can see the cards in her sunglasses. 16 weeks is too long to be on this list.








BDH Score: One House




9 Love Game - Lady Gaga
Ride and ya Disco Stick? Really?







Time Out, I see Soulja Boy on a remix! We call that Disco Cape!





I digress


BDH Score: Zero Houses
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8 Boom Boom Pow - The Black Eyed Peas

Will.I.Am had famed blogger Perez Hilton snuffed for calling him a faggot! True story peep this video on TMZ
Perez vs. Will.I.Am -- CAUGHT ON TAPE

Got it good too...


Boom Boom Pow!








For keeping his street cred alive

BDH Score: 4 Houses




7 Where the Party is - Cleer
Who?
I'm in the hot dance singles section on Billboard, but how did this guy get in? 20 weeks on the list? Really?

If I can score lower, then I would...










BDH Score: Zero Houses
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6 Halo - Beyonce

Cashmere Pea Coat, $12,000

Diamond studded hoop earings, $75,000

The look on the guy realizing the very normal looking short haired chick he was just sitting next to in coach class was actually Beyonce, Priceless!



But its Beyonce, and Jay-Z's got her back, so that dude now works for Def Jam as a V.P.
BDH Score: Two Houses



5 When Loves Takes Over - David Guetta feat. Kelly Rowland


Pretty formulated, Captain Cross-Over has done it with this one. Can't knock him for trying though, Guetta is the Fity-Cent of House Music...

BDH Score: One House




4 Just Dance - Lady Gaga feat. Colby O'Donis

Can't there be a cap on how many singles you have on the Billboard Top 10... ok ok I get it, shes a megastar, I feel like I'm being choked to death with her Platinum mic... I can't see straight anymore and its not cause of the a-a-a-a-a-alcohol...


On a side note, let this one thing be very clear Sex sells... ALWAYS...


Thats for blessing us with the most pornographic lyrics since Soulja Boy... Im telling you... REEEEEEEEMIIIIIIIX!!!


They can be a Super-Duo Tag-Team!


BDH Score: Two Houses




3 Magnificent - U2
Club -Shaker U2 strikes again!


I love how Billboard sneaks in the random mega-pop songs into the club singles section...

I see people holding hands and singing along to this while playing at a club...
I also see this being followed by Bon Jovi's Living on a Prayer... sorry wrong place for that... Shame on you Billboard... that's the second time!


BDH Score:
Zero Houses
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2 I Know You Want Me - Pitbull (Calle Ocho)

Uno, Dos, Tres, Cuatro!

At least he knows his numbers better than his Top 10 Counterpart Bono from U2... Uno, Dos Tres, Catorce!
Say WHa?


BDH Score: Four Houses



1 It's Alright, It's Ok - Ashley Tisdale

Ok I am now convinced that Billboard does not know how to categorize music properly. But Thats Alright, Thats OK

BDH Score: Zero Houses
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Due to the nature of the industry, I will have a totally new Top 10 list next week as opposed to Billboard's which appears to list the same 10 songs week after week after week.

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